Fellow educators...
Do you ever have problems with students talking while you teach?
Do your students have never ending outbursts?
Do you just wish that your pupils would just be quiet for 2 minutes so you can think?
If you answered yes to any or all of these questions, try my new disciplinary system...
Duct tape!
All you need to do is go to your local hardware store and purchase a roll of this versatile teaching tool. Not only can you use it to hold things together or put things on bulletin boards, but it can be used to create a quiet classroom.The steps are quite simple...
- Buy a roll of duct tape.
- Tear off a 3-6 inch strip.
- Use to seal students's lips.
Its that easy! Iy you don't beleive me, ask my students what they think!
They're speechless.
This is great! Can it also be used on overly-talkative friends, unwanted-advice-giving relatives, irate-but-probably-right mates/partners, and pets whining for constant attention?
ReplyDeleteAlso - I hope the guy modelling the device in the photo doesn't have a mustache.